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 01:19 | 22/Mar/2008 |
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| Intezar Hai kaun jiska hai mujhe intejar, Chaahat main jiski hai dil dhadakta baar baar! Sanjoye baithha hai dil jiske sapne hazaar,Kabhi toh kisi din mile ek baar!! Nahin koi aisa nazar main shumaar!Jo duniya main hamsa hi ho tanha aur bekarar! Khamosh reh kar bhi khud se batein karta hun appar,Kya daalna padega ab inhi ka achhar! Kahoon baat dil...
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| 20:58 | 21/Mar/2008 |
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| Hai imtehan zindagi!Kabhi khushi, kabhi gham ka hai samaan zindagiKabhi thhakaan se bojhil, kabhi azad pankchhiyon ki hai udaan zindagi!Rukti, thhithhakti, Dodti bhagti hai zindagiKabhi aakaash ki na khatm hone wali khamoshi ka hai naam zindagi!Jeete hain hans kar, ro kar, marke bhi sab ye zindagiKisi ke liye hai niyamate khuda kisi liye zillat ka ...
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| 20:52 | 21/Mar/2008 |
| Funny quotes about women | |
| 1. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. 2. All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. 3. Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend. 4. You don't know a wom...
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| 12:21 | 8/Mar/2008 |
| The rules of bedroom golf | |
| 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft s...
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| 18:37 | 6/Mar/2008 |
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| InsightsMarriage is the price men pay for sex, sex is the price women pay for marriage.It is impossible to love and be wise.Sudden love takes the longest time to be cured.Great men can’t be ruled.No rich man is ugly.I have enough money to last me the rest of my life – unless I buy something.A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm....
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| 18:34 | 6/Mar/2008 |
| TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF ... | |
| TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.7. Look at the size of his putter.6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.5. Mind if I join your threesome?4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.3. My hands are so s...
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| 18:27 | 6/Mar/2008 |
| Ever wonder ........ why? | |
| EVER WONDER...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with art...
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| azaa g | 22:05 | 21/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (65)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: Dreaming
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| Denver airport |
| Denver Airport :This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. Anaward should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny while making her point when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.A crowd...
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| manoj khanna | 11:34 | 21/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (12)
| City: Indore
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| बहुत ल 27; चुके ह ै ,पैबं 342; दामन प ;े अपने अब तो त 368;रों की बारीष 26;़त्ë...
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