Intezar

Hai kaun  jiska hai mujhe intejar,

Chaahat main jiski hai dil dhadakta baar baar!

Sanjoye baithha hai dil jiske sapne hazaar,

Kabhi toh kisi din mile ek baar!!

Nahin koi aisa nazar main shumaar!

Jo duniya main hamsa hi ho tanha aur bekarar!

Khamosh reh kar bhi khud se batein karta hun appar,

Kya daalna padega ab inhi ka achhar!

Kahoon baat dil ki to aaye mujhe bhi karaar,

Jata hoon kahne jise baat dilki woh sunne se pahle ho jata faraar!

Tanhaai ne barson ki mujhe kiya hai beemar,

Lagta hai duniya main ayaa hun bekaar!

Rishton aur dostee ka ab lagta hai bazzar,

Insaniyat ki bhi ab jald banegi mazaar!!

Chale jayenge hum jab jahan ke us paar,

Dhundega humain dil padegi daraar!

Hai imtehan zindagi!

Kabhi khushi, kabhi gham ka hai samaan zindagi

Kabhi thhakaan se bojhil, kabhi azad pankchhiyon ki hai udaan zindagi!

Rukti, thhithhakti, Dodti bhagti hai zindagi

Kabhi aakaash ki na khatm hone wali khamoshi ka hai naam zindagi!

Jeete hain hans kar, ro kar, marke bhi sab ye zindagi

Kisi ke liye hai niyamate khuda kisi liye zillat ka hai samman zindagi!

Kahin anmol, kahin be bhaav milti hai har daam zindagi

Kya pass kya fail unjaan hai anjaam jiska wahi ek sabka hai imtehan zindagi!

Ygupt

1. Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

2. All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.

3. Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

4. You don't know a women till you've met her in court. 
 

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.


2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.


3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.


4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.


5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.


6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.


7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers.


8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played , or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.


9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.


10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.


11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.


12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and approach to the hole.


13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.


14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request.


15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Insights

Marriage is the price men pay for sex,

sex is the price women pay for marriage.

It is impossible to love and be wise.

Sudden love takes the longest time to be cured.

Great men can’t be ruled.

No rich man is ugly.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life – unless I buy something.

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm.

Sex; the formula by which one and one makes three.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of species.

Love making is so much better when you're not married.

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?